WANNA KNOWS WUT GOING ON AT DUBBAY???

MY FRIENDS SEND ME THOSE PIC BELOW..WALAUUWEE....MACAM TAK PERCAYA JER..

"Zul,

This is Hiew from Merino Odd lah...

See, the gold pot is in Dubai or the Middle east lah..no wonder PECD is shifting all the monies there to invest lah.......look to the long term, right???

Take ur bonus away and invest there, i think...next time, maybe 1 year bonus if PECD can make the profit...hehehe...in US dollars too....hope i am right..hehe...

Okay, this is all for this time."

Hiew

hahahhahaha kalau aaa betul macam yang ko cakap hiew...alangkah bahagianya aku..memang aku belanja ko makan besar :D hahhahaha

DEAR Y'ALL
THE PLACES THAT YOU SHOULD VISIT AFTER FINISH CONSTRUCTION.
VERY DAMN BEAUTIFUL. CHECK IT OUT.



World Fastest Growing City.
Some US$ 90 BILLION (2005 EST.) projects are on-going in Dubai alone!



15% of the world tower cranes are currently in Dubai.
Battle of the Tower Cranes:




World Largest Themepark: Dubai Land (2009)

Features Real Size Dinosaurs Roam on Earth (Jurassic Park):



Dubai Marina Project:
Jumeirah Beach Residences (40 blocks):








Jumeirah Palm (The smallest Palm):










World Largest "Palms" - Jumeirah Palm, Jebel Ali Palm, , The World, Deira Palm (Hidden):

Quickies...

Q: Why do men ask for a woman's hand in marriage?
A: Because they are tired of using their own

Q: What's common between men and video?
A: Both go backward... forward...backward...forward... stop and eject

Q: What is the closest thing similar to a woman's period?
A: Your salary, it comes once a month lasts about 5-7 days and if it
doesn't come you are in big trouble

7 qualities to be a perfect woman:

Beautiful,
Responsible,
Energetic,
Adorable,
Sweet,
Truthful
Self-Organised

In short, she must have good B.R.E.A.S.T.S

Q: Who is a gynaecologist ?
A: He is the only fool on the earth who looks for problems in a place
where most people find pleasure!


ada lain tapi kena tapis..muahahahaha tak sesuai beb!!!

Let's see how smart you are.........
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MEMO TO ALL STAFF

Due to the current financial situation caused by the present recession, Management has decided to implement a scheme to put all workers of 30 years of age, on early retirement. This scheme will be known as RAPE (Retire Aged People Early).

Persons selected to be RAPED can apply to management to be eligible for the SHAFT scheme (Special Help After Forced Termination). Persons who have been RAPED and SHAFTED will be reviewed under the SCREW scheme (Scheme Covering Retired Early Workers). A person may be RAPED once, SHAFTED twice and SCREWED as many times as Management deems appropriate.

Persons who have been RAPED can only get AIDS (Additional Income for Dependants of Spouse) or HERPES (Half Earnings for Retired Personnel Early Severance).

Obviously persons who have AIDS or HERPES will not be SHAFTED or SCREWED any further by Management. Persons staying on will receive as much SHIT (Special High Intensity Training) as possible. Management has always prided itself on the amount of SHIT it gives employees.

Should you feel that you do not receive enough SHIT, please bring it to the attention of your Supervisor. They have been trained to give you all the SHIT you can handle



The happiest of people don't necessarily have the best of everything;
they just make the most of everything that comes along their way.
The brightest future will always b e based on a forgotten past;
you can't go forward in life until .......
you let go of your past failures and heartaches.

bulan march

kejap jer dah masuk bulan 3..keje kat spital nih memang buhsan nak mampoos..bila tah nak siap aku pon tatau. naik muak aku ari2 gi keje. tu yang kekadang sajer je aku monteng cakap mc. aii dah siap bukak smuler, pastu pasang balik, then inspection, kantoi lagik, pastu buat rectification plak...BILA NAK HABIS MACAM NIH. testing tak leh nak jalan.. dah sumer 3rd fix item kena bukak.. operation theather pon satu lagi punya laa payah nak siap..bomba testing nak buat.. syabas nak inspect, dbkl dah tanya bila nak inspect.. giler keje mcm nih..

pastu dapat plak satu berita yang agak mengejutkan.. entah ya entah tidak.. tapi macam dah confirm jer.. tunggu laa check bebetul baru leh kata ya atau kata tidak..tapi gabra la jugak nak menunggu nih. petang nih kul 4pm gi jumpa and confirmkan.. kalau ya kata ya jangan plak kata 50-50. memang aku suing jer nanti hehee.. emil...emil...memang nak kena nih.

satu lagik...rasa macam nak carik keje baru.. tapi tatau kat mana nak blah..dapat company yang stabil baru laa blah..kalau tak susah jugak. minggu lepas dapat tau yang MD aku macam nak kena sack jer. alih2 dapat email MD aku disuruh cuti 3 bulan.. mcm2 citer aku dengar.. pasal politik laa.. tatau laa apa nak jadik mcm nih. eii soba jer la.. ni dah bulan 3 kang masuk bulan 4 pastu bulan 5 errr rasa kejap plak masa berlalu...

minyak dah naik...slalu isi minyak moto tu rm5 penuh sampai tumpah2 sekarang isi rm5 separuh jer..gilaaa babas laa mcm nih.. aritu g pasar borong harga ikan mak aii melambong2 tak leh nak bayangkan.. mahalnya.. hadoii gaji aku tak naik2 lagik minyak jer yang naik.. tak bley tahan.. kena carik part time laa camnih..