Quickies...

Q: Why do men ask for a woman's hand in marriage?
A: Because they are tired of using their own

Q: What's common between men and video?
A: Both go backward... forward...backward...forward... stop and eject

Q: What is the closest thing similar to a woman's period?
A: Your salary, it comes once a month lasts about 5-7 days and if it
doesn't come you are in big trouble

7 qualities to be a perfect woman:

Beautiful,
Responsible,
Energetic,
Adorable,
Sweet,
Truthful
Self-Organised

In short, she must have good B.R.E.A.S.T.S

Q: Who is a gynaecologist ?
A: He is the only fool on the earth who looks for problems in a place
where most people find pleasure!


ada lain tapi kena tapis..muahahahaha tak sesuai beb!!!