Let's see how smart you are.........
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> There is a mute who wants to buy a toothbrush.
> By imitating the action of brushing one's teeth, he
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> Now if there is a blind man who wishes to buy a
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> He just has to open his mouth and ask, so simple.
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> If you got that wrong please - do not pass go, do
> not breed, just go dig a hole and hide.
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> Below are four (4) questions.
> You have to answer them instantly.
> You can't take your time, answer all of them
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> Let's find out just how clever you really are.
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> Ready? GO!!! (scroll down)
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> First Question:
> You are participating in a race.
> You overtake the second person.
> What position are you in?
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> Answer: If you answered that you are first, then
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> If you overtake the second person and you take his
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> Try not to screw up in the next question.
> To answer the second question, don't take as much
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> Second Question:
> If you overtake the last person, then you are...?
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> Answer: If you answered that you are second to
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> Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST person?!
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> You're not very good at this are you?
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> Third Question:
> Very tricky math! Note: This must be done in
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> Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try
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> Take 1000 and add 40 to it.
> Now add another 1000.
> Now add 30. Add another 1000.
> Now add 20.
> Now add another 1000.
> Now add 10. What is the total?
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> Did you get 5000? Very good! You are "officially"
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> The correct answer is actually 4100.
> Don't believe it? Check with your calculator!
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> Today is definitely not your day.
> Maybe you will get the last question right?
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> Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana 2. Nene
> 3. Nini 4. Nono.
> What is the name of the fifth daughter?
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> Is you answer: Nunu?
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> NO! Of course not. Her name is Mary.
> (Read the question again)
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> So-------How'd ya do?